Today, the second most important thing in America (after American Idol, of course. Which I will NOT be watching. It moved House. It moved Fringe, and for what? So people can watch EVEN MORE bad singers for the 4,565,739 time? No, thank you. I will be watching Family Guy reruns, thank you very much.) is the Obama's dog! Barack Obama promised his family a dog if we won the presidency (which he did, in case you weren't aware), and now the search has begun. The Bush family dog, Barney. He has important powers, not to mention his own website. Apparently, the Obama family was looking for a labradoodle, but the American Kennel Club has decided this matter is suddenly important and has thrown themselves at the Obama family, saying a Portuguese Water Dog would be perfect. Where that one came from is beyond me. They also played the allergy card, saying the dander could be unpredictible, especially "if the labradoodle is more Labrador than poodle," said club spokeswoman Lisa Peterson. "It could be a health concern." Because there is nothing else going on in the world right now. Could the AKC possibly be pushing the PWD onto America? I can't see why they would want to, except the fact that it is a lowly sixty-five on the top breeds list. How will the Obama's Puppy War: Part Two (The Portugeuse Water Dog Strikes Back) conclude? You know you'll know the details.