So, if anyone can remember Kenley Collins from the last season of Project Runway (can anyone even remember that far back?), she was the annoying 50's girl with the nasaly voice. Then she lost and disappeared from the face of the Earth. But this morning, Kenley jumped back into the news. Why? She was arrested for assault on her ex-fiance Zak Penley and later was released without bail. She claims it was a misunderstanding, but from the police reports, we know what went down. The Post writes:

According to sources, the fur began to fly at 7 a.m., when Collins cocked her arm and threw one of the couple's two cats, Arlo or Sandra, at Penley, who was sleeping at the time. She then threw her laptop as he fell and crawled on the floor, cops said. She also allegedly slammed a door on his head. As Penley dialed 911, Collins threw three apples at him and doused him with water, cops said.

The funniest part is the cats. They don't know which cat it was? And who throws cats at people. I mean, just visually imagining it is hilarious. Also, if she had married him, her name would be Kenley Penley. Where do these people meet?